Here it is. Comments in brackets like always.
Down But Not Out: Underwater mortgages
Lisa Apolinski faced a rude awakening when she went to refinance her home in 2008[Mwahahaha. That's a good start off lol]. "The lender told me my home was worth $225,000[LIES!!!]. I asked him if he had the correct house," Apolinski told Yahoo News.[Stupid bitch and her delusions]
The lender's reply? "You are underwater[Hard pill to swallow, eh bitch?]," he said, according to Apolinski. Her home has risen in value since then—to $316,000—but is still worth less than what she owes on her mortgage.[That's always going to be the case. No doubt about it. She's ripe for the picking for the gov't to swoop in and freeze her mortgages and in the process, own her home lol]
In the second quarter of 2012, U.S. home values rose by the largest percentage in seven years[Lies, trying to sell the people confidence on this farce which is "Home OWNERSHIP]. Still, more than 11 million Americans owe more on their homes than the properties are currently worth[Yep, basic economics, what you buy now always depreciates in value, unless it's an asset. A house is the biggest liability out there, but people still think it appreciates in value, when in REALITY, its just a pile of neatly placed concrete on a piece of land, thats what it is in REALITY.]. We asked Yahoo readers whose mortgages were underwater to share their stories and put together a slideshow of their stories. Of those who wrote in, all had purchased in the '00s.[Peak of the housing boom baby! All that free credit, and no money down mortgages reeled in all these poor little suckers, and squeezed every last cent out of their worthless pockets. You have to love the banks, I appreciate the genius in their business model. It's all based on induction. They don't knock on your door and force you to take out a half a million dollar loan, they just put up a sign that say's 0% APR, and the sheep come a flocking lmao, LOVE IT.]
Yahoo readers cited a combination of naiveté, excess hope and the easy availability of financing in saddling them with an underwater mortgage[Blame game lol, saddling? No bitches you hung yourself, the bank just provided you with the hope, I meant rope lol. And what's with this stupid hope thing? It's the biggest fantasy inducer of em all. It takes no responsiblity to hope for the future. And thats why the irresponsible all seem to hope. No risks or failures for them, its too painful. Much better to do nothing and hope something happens, instead of going out there and making it happen. That's the simple key to life. It's THAT simple. You want something, go GET IT. No amount of hope is going to magically make it appear, you're just wasting your ENERGY.] . "In retrospect, I really did not make enough money to afford my own home, but many creative financing options were available to first-time buyers that summer," writes Carla Prada Akers.[The truth straight from the horses ASS. And that goes for all you home-buyers out there. In fact, what you're doing is STEALING to get ahead. If I was to go to a supermarket, pick up some stuff and said I'll pay it later, I'll be kicked off the lot lol, but that's what YOU idiots are doing. You're basically getting something for free and paying it off after the fact. That's going against all the NATURAL LAWS, nature has gaven us. What th fuck is wrong with you idiots? NATURE ALWAYS WINS. And she's kicking your ass with these reality checks, and pretty soon, you're going to be out on your ASS, all because of your delusional home ownership dreams. I can't wait for the day when this whole housing structure fails completely, and all the people are going to ask why insterad of how lol oh to be a sheep.]
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- Will out!
