Friday, July 6, 2012

Nature ALWAYS Wins!!!

Being such an awesome businessman, I found myself trolling through Craigslist Ads trying to profit from the sheep who are selling their belongins at such a discount price, you'd have to be retarded not to scoop some of that shit up. But, that's not the topic of this post. Nope, this little gem, that I happened to stumble upon while searching through Craigslist. Check this shit out: (comments in brackets ya dig)

I am a 30 year old single mother[FAIL!], of an 11 year old child[EVEN BIGGER FAIL! C'MON THIS TOO EASY!!]. I am facing eviction from our apartment which will leave us homeless[LOL! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PAY YOUR RENT, SCUMBAG! BET YOU THIS BROAD IS ON SOME TYPE OF WELFARE LMFAO!]. I have no where to turn and need assistance paying rent[THIS BITCH IS E-BEGGING NOW! SHE DON'T WANNA WORK FOR HER FOOD BUT SHE WANT ME TO HELP HER AND HER DEMON SPAWN OUT? BITCH PLZ!]. I was laid off from my job[HAHAHA, JOBS ARE FOR SUCKERS! WORK FOR YOURSELF! BE YOUR OWN FUCKIONG BOSS! DON'T BE A LAZY, IRRESPONSIBLE PRICK AND TRY TO TASK OTHER PEOPLE TO LEND YOU THEIR MONEY WHEN YOU'RE TOOO FUCKING LAZY TO GET YOUR OWN. YOU BUM!] and currently waiting for unemployment to go through[CHACHING! THERE IT IS! WAITING FOR THAT WELFARE CHECK LOL! INSTEAD OF HER WAITING FOR IT, SHE SHOULDA BEEN WORKING DEM STREETS, GETTING THAT MONEY TO PAY HER FUCKING RENT, NOT WAITING ON HER FREE LUNCH! WHAT A CUNT!], but an adhuster has been brought in prolonging the release of any monies.[AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN FOR YOUR DUMB PEA-BRAINED ASS TO GET YA STUPID ASS OFF THE COUCH AND MAKE THAT MONEY. IT'S CALLED HUSTLING. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO DO IT NOW, DUMB BITCH. BUT YOU'RE TOO LAZY TOO COMPREHEND THAT AIN'T SHIT IN THIS WORLD FREE. EVERYTHING COMES WITH A PRICE. EVERYTHING!!!! EVEN YOUR STUPID LITTLE WELFARE CHECK YOU WAITING ON. THE PRICE IS YOUR SUBSERVIENCE YOU THUNDERCUNT! AIN'T GONNA BITE MASTAH'S HAND WHEN YOU KNOW HE PAYING YOUR RENT, BUYING YOUR DISGUSTING FOOD, AND PAYING OFF YOUR LAND BEAST(SUV)] The company I used to work for is fighting paying the unemployment.[AND THEY SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO INVESTIGATE YOUR LAZY ASS. IF SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO COLLECT FREE MONEY, I WANNA KNOW HOW AND ON WHAT TERMS THEY LEFT THE COMPANY. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR STANK ASS, JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT LAID OFF. WORK FOR YOUR MONEY, AND YOU'LL FEEL INDEPENDENT. YOU WON' NEED ANYBODY ELSE. I'M TALKING TO THE VIEWERS OF THIS BLOG TOO. DON'T BE LAZY, GET YOUR ASS UP AND WORK MUTHAFUCKAS!!!] Please help. I dont even know where to start.[I DO, YOU SILLY LITTLE SHEEP. HOW ABOUT YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS, USE YOUR PEA-BRAIN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, STOP WATCHING OPRAH, AND WORK FOR YOU AND THAT STUPID LITTLE KID OF YOURS. GET DOWN AND DIRTY BITCH. WORK JOBS NOBODY WANNA WORK, MAKE THAT MONEY. BUT, YOU WON'T DO IT, CUZ YOU DON'T WANNA BREAK YA FINGERNAILS. OOOO LAQUEISHA LOOK, I BROKE A NAIL, GURRRRRRRRL! UH UH, I AIN'T DOING THIS SHIT. GUURRRRL PLEASE, I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS SHIT! THAT'S WHAT GOES ON IN THAT LITTLE BRAIN OF YOURS WHEN YOU SEE REAL WORK TO BE DONE. LAZY WHORE. BUT ANYWAYS, NEXT...] 

Last week my life changed dramatically when i found out im getting Evicted there was and never has been anyone that I could relate to. Somedays, I feel lost and get one anxiety attack after another.[GOOD YOU STUPID BITCH, THAT'S NATURE TRYING TO WAKE YO DUMBASS UP! TELLING YOU TO STOP BEING LAZY AND WORK! YOU THINK THE LIONS JUST WAIT AND HOPE A GAZELLE JUST COMES UP TO THEM FOR IT TO BE EATEN? HUH BITCH? NOPE, IT DEVISES A STRATEGY WITH THE OTHER LIONS, AND THEY GO OUT AND WORK FOR THEIR FOOD. IT AIN'T EASY. LIFE AINT EASY. STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYBODY FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR STUPID MISTAKES IN LIFE AND TAKE SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU AND THAT UGLY LITTLE KID OF YOURS. DAMN] It was like, my life changed so much that I feared everything because we might be homeless.[GOOD FOR YOU, IDIOT. MAYBE YOU WOULD LIVE IN YOUR MEANS. I MEAN WHERE IS YOUR SAVINGS? YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY SAVED UP ANYWHERE? WTF IS YO DAMN PROBLEM. WHERE DID ALL THAT MONEY GO? LEMME TAKE A WILD GUESS. YOU GOT THE PREMIUM PACKAGE FOR CABLE OR SATELITE, YOU BUY THAT BRAT OF YOURS EVERYTHING HE WANTS. PROLLY WEARS JORDANS OR SOMETHING, YOU GOT A CAR, I'M ASSUMING? SELL THAT SHIT, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING IT LOL. HAVE FUN AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER. TELL RAY I SAID HELLO LMFAO.]
Im not asking you to feel sorry but to pray for us.[OMGWTFLMFAO!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OH MAN, THAT'S FUNNY. YOU WRITE UP THIS SOB STORY, AND THEN YOU SAY DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU? LMFAO OMG!!!! YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN! BOOM, THATS YOUR NEXT JOB, GET TO IT BITCH! AND THEN YOU SAID PRAY? PRAY? LMFAO IF YOUR "GOD" REALLY EXISTED, HE WOULDN'T HAVE PUT YOU IN THAT PREDICAMENT YOU IN NOW BITCH LOL, STILL BELIEVING IN FAIRY TALES. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. WE HUMANS HAVE COME A LONG ASS WAY. 200,000 YEARS PLUS, AND WE STILL CAN'T GET RID OF THIS DARK AGE SHIT? DAMN MAN, WE GOING BACKWARDS AND SHIT.] I dont want to lose my apartment[BUT YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE IT, NOBODY GONNA HELP YO ASS. ITS A RECESSION BITCH! EVERYBODY BROKE LMFAO. THE AMERICAN DREAM OVER. BETTER FIND A NICE STREET TO CAMP IT UP AT, YOU AND A WHOLE LOTTA OTHER PEOPLE GONNA BE OUT THERE TOO PRETTY SOON.] so im asking for a little help can you please donate only $1 to my paypal account.[LMFAO, YOU GONE LOSE YO APARTMENT BUT YOU STILL GOT A COMPUTER? SELL THAT SHIT YO DUMB ASS! BETTER FACT, SELL ALL YO SHIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU GONNA GET MONEY LOL. HAVE FUN IN THE STREETS. I HEAR MCDONALDS GARGBAGE CANS ARE FULL THIS TIME OF YEAR, BETTA GET ON IT NOW!] This is the only way i can get an donation so i created an account with paypal. One dollar can make a difference because i have nothing
my email address is (Godiswonderful781@gmail.com) [OMGLMFAO! THAT'S PRICELESS. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ANYTHING, YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW WHAT I THINK LOL]

As im writing this im hurting on the inside[I HEAR PEPTO BISMOL WORKS WONDERS ON CONSTIPATION] i never wanted to come to this extreme[YES YOU DID, THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG. YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA BE ON THE NEWS LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER POOR FUCKS AND TELL YOUR SOB STORY TO AMERICA AND GET A NEW HOUSE, A NEW CAR, A NEW EVERYTHING, BUT NO BITCH, THIS IS REALITY! GET USED TO IT!] asking strangers to help me but me and my son is in need.[YEAH IN NEED OF NICE TENT TO SLEEP IN ON THE STREETS AT NIGHT!]
all im asking is for anyone to donate $1 dollar to me or my son. PLEASE

Thats me and my son L.j in the picture when the landlord came to our door with the letter. I know God has a plan for all of us im just waiting to know what plan he has for me. [WELL FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, GOD PLANS ON YOU BEING HOMELESS FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE!]
We all go through things in life and if God can bless you then you pass the blessing on to someone else. I thank you anyways for reading my story and i do believe God as a purpose.[YEP, FOR IDIOTS LIKE YOU TO SUFFER! REALITY SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!! GAME OVER BITCH, I'LL MAKE SURE TO FLIP YOU OFF AS I'M RIDING BY AND LAUGHING AT YOU!]




YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE IS GUYS? JUSTICE!!!!

-WILL OUT!

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